My phone is broken
I’m pretty frustrated and annoyed
brb, off to look for a spare phone to use for the time being
Nooooo does this mean you didn’t get my message?!!
Awesome way to spend a Friday night.
Why is iTunes rubbish?
This is a genuine question. Why?

(via brennadaugherty)
When you see my status, laugh at the fact that I almost wrote sexing instead of sewing. ha x
—
- text from Keabes
Oh the chuckles.
I appreciate the small things.
(via umbrelladays)
You were the first person I thought of, I knew you’d appreciate it!
I had a stressful day at work but I kind of enjoyed it.
I was considering bringing work home.
Last night I dreamt about Google rankings (getting one of my articles third position on a Google search is my current goal at work, get that and I get a £100 bonus).
(via suzywire)
I hope you are.
You KNOW i’ll love sharing a bed with you, careful…I may get ‘fruity’ when intoxicated. I am currently highly sexed so beware. I may hump your back in your sleep. mwhahaha. but then again…we know you love that.
— Beckit I miss you.
What shall I buy?!